tumblr: u have 15 new posts on your dash
tumblr: i mean 3
ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff THESE are the best feelings in the world: peeing after holding it in all day orgasms faking ill and getting sent back to bed when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality getting a back massage seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you...
ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from...
I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.
acurlyheadedman: Six websites I go to when I am upset: 1) When I am disgruntled 2) When I need a quiet place 3) When I want everything to be okay 4) When I need a hug 5) Just click this. 6) When I need to calm down.
Friend: How obsessed are you with Harry Potter on a scale of 1-10?
Me: 9 and 3/4
cybergirlfriend: i want to go on a date to like a bookstore is that nerdy like we can get coffee and drown ourselves in books on a rainy day thats so perfect i could cry
Reblog if you have mourned the death of a...
iloveyoujhutch: If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.
jakechillinhaal: i really should stop using the password i created in the fifth grade for every account i ever make ever
deppthroat: e v g e n is dumb r i y h t
karin-serendipity: The Hunger Games/HP AU/Crossover; Chapter 1 Summary: Remus Lupin has nothing going for him. He is just a diseased member of District 2. When his name is reaped he doesn’t know if he should fear for himself or the other tributes, but with the help from his mentor, he just might be able to survive. Jily. Wolfstar. Word Count: 2,016 A/N: I got lazy trying to figure out where...
if you don’t drink you’re not better than people who do if you do drink you’re not better than people who don’t if you don’t smoke you’re not better than people who do if you smoke you’re not better than people who don’t if you wear crocs there’s no help for you i’m sorry
everinmyfavour: When you have conversations with people irl and you go “..oh my friend told me that” or “people talk about it all the time” but really you just mean tumblr.
Person: what's your biggest fear?
Me: season finales
nicoosuxx: hear noises pause music complete silence play music hear noises again
seventhbrother: At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my customers said thank you I accidentally mashed both replies together and said “you’re my pleasure” while making complete eye contact
gettinziggywithit: rogerwaters-conceptalbums: can we just take a moment to appreciate george harrison playing the sitar i wish there was more footage of him playing it. *sigh*
magicalmischief: bene-lock-sher-batch: sexstiel: this is literally the best video on the internet This is why they’re cool. MY BBS
I seriously love Doctor Who.
Rose's Mom: Go on and lie, pretending you're a doctor!
Doctor: I really am a doctor!
Rose's Mom: Then stitch this, mate! *slap*
witchesaintshit: goes door to door with a copy of prisoner of azkaban hello sir or madam have you accepted remus/sirius as your otp
tarasavelo: the year is 2013. the grammy for song of the year, performed by the youngest duo ever, goes to blue ivy carter feat. adele’s unborn child via sonogram microphone.
lacemoons: has there ever been a certain pairing that you just loathe so much that every time you see it even just…casually mentioned somewhere it just puts you in a bad mood and you mentally rant about how terrible and awful and hideous it is but you can’t mention your hate for said pairing because it’s very popular and would piss people off if they knew you hated it with the passion of...