feferishotbutt: dragonsroar: hetero yuri yaoi nonshippers long ago the four nations lived together in harmony then, everything changed when the yaoi nation attacked the last nonshipper
imaginaryimageblog: A dinosaur vibrating as a giant sentient glass of water draws ever nearer.
ziggystarbucks: If I had a dollar for every time I thought to myself “wow, I’m hungry as heck” but didn’t get up to get any food, I’d have enough to money to order a delivery pizza AND to pay the guy to bring it straight up to my room
Interviewer: I blush to say it, but are you aware there's a "F-ck Yeah, Tom Hiddleston" tumblr?
Tom: [Smiles] I am.
largerthanlifeus: consultingskeletontribute: somesortof-death-frisbee: imyouraziraphale: One two three four I declare a time war. #five #six #seven #eight #daleks scream #EXTER-MIN-ATE Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve. The Doctor died, and Silence Fell Twelve, Eleven, Ten, Nine. Here he goes, back in time.
beyoncebeytwice: 1612th2: hey better be careful you remember what happened the last time you said hey to someone
You need some Kurt Vonnegut in your life right... →
My history teacher: Jesus was a Jew.
*Girl raises he hand*
Girl: Jesus wasn't a Jew. He was a Christian, Christians believe in one God and Jewish people believe in eight that's why there are eights days in Hanukkah.
The class: *dead silence*
allwaswellindistrict12: I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
phore: shout out to potatoes for being so fucking versatile and delicious
You are the Moon: oilywatr: gibbyforpresident: has... →
oilywatr: gibbyforpresident: has anyone ever noticed how in Order of the Phoenix when Remus is talking to Harry about Voldemort he says “the last time Voldemort gained power he almost destroyed everything we hold most dear” and Sirius just kinda looks down sadly because he’s thinking…
Reblog if you too write fanfictions in your head...
finefools: glamydia: excuse me urban outfitters i believe you owe my eyes an apology more like chukka that shit in the garbage
infernallesbian: when one of your favorite blogs likes a post you made
dallonweekes: i dont understand ppl who dont listen to music how do u survive are u ok
ass-n-titties: im that guy that laughs at their own jokes because fuck you at least i thought it was funny
mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou: How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly heart-breaking as tfios and then throw himself against a wall to test if he is an octopus just how
huntwerk: justin timberlake justin timberocean justin timberpond justin timbersea justin timbercreek justin timberstream
brakhage: i used to be a person but now i’m a blog
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns