May 2013
tinychatter:
this is an apology to anyone who tries to text me i am the worst texter alive
sixsteen:
i ship me and money
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thehawklegacy:
If you ever see me with a shirt on of a show, movie or whatever on it that you love too
you have the right to sit your ass down in front of me and start talking
my public representation of my fandoms is an invitation to come and talk to me about it
Happy Birthday Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, sorry that...
thenorwoodbuilder:
rabioheab:
i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
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In the moments before she dies, a woman whose hair...
whisperingtoghosts:
do u know what id be worried about if i were a guy
pulling out of a vagina and leaving my penis behind
jimbertimber:
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
roseisreturning:
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
I wonder what a song would taste like if you could eat it
castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
necrophilofthefuture:
catpun:
PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE
people who think grades are unrelated to intelligence
jwisser:
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:
When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes
gregoryhaus:
isn’t it beautiful when you join a new fandom and you’re so confused and it’s so hard to remember the names and then out of nowhere you know everything about everyone you can even tell what they ate for breakfast on 25th october five years ago and you have no idea when this all exactly happened and you just cry because you’re so emotionally involved and you don’t know what to do...
yourfriendg00:
cute nicknames for your significant other:
old sport
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idreaminwords:
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
misha-bawlins:
“It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine...”
– Violet Rose (via ipretenditsabeer)
beverlylaurel:
why do guys always say shit like “thats so unattractive when a girl does (insert activity)” like do they realize that not everything women do revolves around how attractive men deem the activity to be? maybe she enjoys doing said activity and it makes her happy. not everything revolves around what men fucking think oh my god
superwhoavengelockandme:
the-vashta-nerada:
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
like
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
BUT
Glee
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
